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Cloud Naming Method

Lesson 78 · 46 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Name every red candle like a cloud
  2. A named cloud cannot hurt you
  3. Never check the sky twice

Today's demo: Meta -2.4%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiToday's student is Meta, at seven twenty-one point two nine, down two point three eight percent.

  2. BrockProfessor, I'm only here because a cloud over Frankfurt looked at me funny. Name it Gerald and I'm in.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: name every red candle like a cloud. Rule two: if the cloud has a name, it can't hurt you.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule three: never check the sky twice.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson