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Elevator Button Doctrine

Lesson 79 · 47 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Press the button harder for faster results
  2. If the doors stay shut, the market lies
  3. Take the stairs, but only in your mind

Today's demo: VIX +3.8%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, I've done this for twenty years and I've never once been taught by a man sitting on a gaming chair.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: press the button again, because fear arrives faster if you press it harder.

  3. Prof. KenjiThe VIX is fifteen point six five, up three point seven eight percent.

  4. VeraUp three point seven eight percent, but the range is fifteen point five eight to fifteen point six eight. That's a tiny range.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock