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The Vending Machine Method
- A dip means the chart is stuck on the spiral
- Shake the chart until it falls out
- Pay in exact change and feelings
Today's demo: JPM -1.4%
From the lecture
Prof. KenjiWelcome back to Bagholder University. Today is Lesson 8: The Vending Machine Method.
Prof. KenjiOur case study is J-P-Morgan, at three twenty-six fifty-one, down one point four four percent.
RexProfessor, I spent four seasons on a bench. I know about waiting. What is the vending machine method?
Prof. KenjiRule one: if the stock drops, it's just stuck on the spiral. Rule two: shake the chart until it falls out.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley