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The Shopping Cart Wobble

Lesson 9 · 57 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Pick the cart with the wobbly wheel
  2. If the cart pulls left, the stock is sad
  3. Never return the cart

Today's demo: TSLA -1.4%

From the lecture

  1. BrockProfessor, I've got a windbreaker and a dream. Is there a cloud involved? Because I've named most of them.

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's demo is Tesla at three hundred seventy-five point three nine, down one point three nine percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: pick a cart with a wobbly wheel.

  4. BrockA wobbly wheel. Right. So the wheel is the market, and I am the poor sod pushing it into a storm.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Brock Thunderson