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BBN Trading Academy
The Shopping Cart Wobble
- Pick the cart with the wobbly wheel
- If the cart pulls left, the stock is sad
- Never return the cart
Today's demo: TSLA -1.4%
From the lecture

BrockProfessor, I've got a windbreaker and a dream. Is there a cloud involved? Because I've named most of them.

Prof. KenjiToday's demo is Tesla at three hundred seventy-five point three nine, down one point three nine percent.

Prof. KenjiRule one: pick a cart with a wobbly wheel.

BrockA wobbly wheel. Right. So the wheel is the market, and I am the poor sod pushing it into a storm.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Brock Thunderson