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Thermostat Theory

Lesson 81 · 40 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Fear is a thermostat; open a window
  2. Panic only if the room smells like soup
  3. If the number moves, tape over it

Today's demo: VIX +3.9%

From the lecture

  1. VeraProfessor, the VIX is at fifteen point six six, up three point eight five percent. Is that bad? Asking for a gift from God.

  2. Prof. KenjiRule one: fear is just a thermostat, so if you're nervous, open a window. Rule two: only panic when the room smells like soup.

  3. VeraThat is not a rule. That is a person standing in a kitchen.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule three: if the number moves, tape over it. Today's range was fifteen point five one to fifteen point six eight.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock