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Fog Machine Principle

Lesson 80 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. If you can't see the chart, it can't see you
  2. Trust numbers that smell like a new car
  3. When the fog clears, blame the fog

Today's demo: VIX +3.3%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiYou're gripping it like a weapon.

  2. Dr.I have three doctorates, Kenji, and I'm sitting in a pretend classroom. Whoever wrote this show is enjoying that. I see you.

  3. Prof. KenjiOur specimen is the VIX, the fear gauge. It's at fifteen point five seven, up three point two five percent today.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: if you can't see the chart, the chart can't see you. Rule two: only trust a number that smells like a new car.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

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