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Drive-Thru Speaker Doctrine
- Nod at what you can't understand
- Pull forward whatever the speaker says
- Check the bag only after you park
Today's demo: VIX +5.4%
From the lecture

Prof. KenjiRule one: if you can't understand the market, nod and say 'yes, that's fine.'

VeraProfessor, why am I learning from a man who ordered a soup in a gaming chair?

Prof. KenjiRule two: whatever the crackly voice says, pull forward anyway. Look at the VIX, fifteen point nine oh, up five point four four percent today.

VeraSo the fear gauge is crackling like a bad speaker and we just keep driving?
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Vera Bullock