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Drive-Thru Speaker Doctrine

Lesson 83 · 45 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Nod at what you can't understand
  2. Pull forward whatever the speaker says
  3. Check the bag only after you park

Today's demo: VIX +5.4%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiRule one: if you can't understand the market, nod and say 'yes, that's fine.'

  2. VeraProfessor, why am I learning from a man who ordered a soup in a gaming chair?

  3. Prof. KenjiRule two: whatever the crackly voice says, pull forward anyway. Look at the VIX, fifteen point nine oh, up five point four four percent today.

  4. VeraSo the fear gauge is crackling like a bad speaker and we just keep driving?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock