The Car Wash Conjecture

From the lecture

1. 

   VeraProfessor, I paid four easy installments for this. Why is there a squeegee on the desk?

2. 

   Prof. KenjiRule one. A market is only dirty if you drive through it slowly. Move fast, bro, nothing sticks.

3. 

   VeraThe VIX is up four point two four percent today. That sounds like dirt sticking, Kenji.

4. 

   Prof. KenjiWrong. Range today is fifteen point three one to fifteen point seven four. That's a gentle rinse cycle, not a flood.