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BBN Trading Academy
Crosswalk Countdown Method
- Only trade when the walking man is lit
- At zero, panic-sprint like a raccoon
- Honk at the chart until it feels bad
Today's demo: SOLANA -6.6%
From the lecture

ChipProfessor Kenji! I love school! Also strip malls have the best crosswalks.

ChipSolana is at one hundred eight dollars and fifty-four cents, down six point six one percent.

Prof. KenjiRule one: only trade when the little walking man is lit. Rule two: if the timer hits zero, you panic-sprint like a raccoon.

ChipWhat about the day range, Professor? It's one hundred eight point four four to one hundred sixteen point seven oh.
Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.
Professor Kenji Moonfield
Chip Darnell