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Crosswalk Countdown Method

Lesson 91 · 42 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Only trade when the walking man is lit
  2. At zero, panic-sprint like a raccoon
  3. Honk at the chart until it feels bad

Today's demo: SOLANA -6.6%

From the lecture

  1. ChipProfessor Kenji! I love school! Also strip malls have the best crosswalks.

  2. ChipSolana is at one hundred eight dollars and fifty-four cents, down six point six one percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiRule one: only trade when the little walking man is lit. Rule two: if the timer hits zero, you panic-sprint like a raccoon.

  4. ChipWhat about the day range, Professor? It's one hundred eight point four four to one hundred sixteen point seven oh.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Chip Darnell