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Birthday Candle Method

Lesson 90 · 44 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Candles on the cake set your position size
  2. If a candle goes out, so do you
  3. Make a wish before every trade

Today's demo: SOLANA -6.3%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, Vera. This is Lesson 90: The Birthday Candle Method.

  2. Prof. KenjiToday's student is a woman who's never blown out anything but her ex's number.

  3. VeraProfessor, I'm here to learn. Solana is down six point three two percent at one oh eight point eight eight. Obviously a gift.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: the number of candles on your cake is your position size. Rule two: if a candle goes out, so do you.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Vera Bullock