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The Garden Hose Gospel

Lesson 95 · 43 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Stand on the kink until it behaves
  2. Never check the nozzle
  3. Wet shoes mean the water was bullish

Today's demo: SOLANA -6.0%

From the lecture

  1. Prof. KenjiWelcome back to BBN Trading Academy, I'm Professor Kenji Moonfield. This is Lesson 95: The Garden Hose Gospel.

  2. Prof. KenjiSolana is at one hundred nine point three one.

  3. Dr.Down five point nine five percent today. Day range, one oh six eleven to one sixteen seventy. I already regret attending.

  4. Prof. KenjiRule one: a market is just a garden hose. If it kinks, you stand on it until it behaves.

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Dr. Nina Byte