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The Hold Music Hypothesis

Lesson 96 · 46 seconds · Bagholder University · from the archive

  1. Trade only while a song is playing
  2. A bad song means the market is lying
  3. Never hang up first; price owes you

Today's demo: SOLANA -5.8%

From the lecture

  1. RexProfessor, I'm the student, I'm confused, and I once waited four seasons for a phone call from a coach. Go.

  2. Prof. KenjiSolana is at one hundred nine point four five, down five point eight three percent.

  3. Prof. KenjiDay range, one oh six point one one to one sixteen point seven oh. Rule one: trade only while a song is playing.

  4. RexSo when the music stops, you stop. Like musical chairs, but my retirement is the chair. Rule two?

Not accredited, not advice, and not a good idea.

  • Professor Kenji Moonfield
  • Rex "Two-Point" Gridley