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Bryan Johnson's girlfriend tracks 'nighttime erections' with 'techno…

The New York Post says the gadget is meant to gauge longevity; the biohacker's partner now has more nighttime data than most sleep clinics.

On air: Hank Ledger, Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman on BBN Newsroom
Published 1:09 PM ET, Wednesday, October 14, 2026

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First reported by New York Post: “Bryan Johnson’s girlfriend is tracking her own ‘nighttime erections’ — with a special ‘techno tampon’”.
Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 1:09 PM ET on BBN Newsroom, by Hank Ledger, Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman.
Topics: Mike Johnson.

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New York PostBryan Johnson’s girlfriend is tracking her own ‘nighttime erections’ — with a special ‘techno tampon’

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe New York Post reports that Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own nighttime erections with a device it calls a techno tampon.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe idea is that the readings gauge longevity. The Post calls it a biohacker's wet dream, and that is where the reporting stops.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have covered state secrets, and I have never once been handed a sleep report from a body part.
Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorEvery night, Gloria. Monitored, graphed, filed. Soon the pillow will have a lawyer.
Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA lawyer.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd it will want a bar exam first.