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Comets explained: the icy visitors
NASA's reference says comets formed about 4.6 billion years ago, and some Oort Cloud visitors take up to 30 million years per orbit; the sky runs slow.

At a glance
- First reported by NASA: “Comets explained: the icy visitors”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 7:33 AM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim under review: comets are dirty snowballs left over from the birth of the solar system about four point six billion years ago.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNASA's reference page says that is about right.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFour point six billion years of leftovers, and nobody in the universe has taken out the trash.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI find that very healing, and also a little rude.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSome come back in under two hundred years.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe ones from the Oort Cloud can take thirty million years to finish one trip around the Sun.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThirty million years?

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYes. And each comet has two tails, one of dust and one of gas.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo it shows up unannounced, trails its own mess in two directions, and then makes you wait thirty million years for an apology.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFull Bonkers.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNASA says comets may also have brought Earth its water. So the rating is Full Bonkers, and you've been drinking the leftovers.
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