Inside Anna Faris' Life After Mom: Marriage, Sobriety and More

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorE! News has a profile on Anna Faris, who is talking about her marriage, her sobriety and life after losing her mother.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorJoining us now is an anonymous insider who insisted on meeting here in the parking garage. Sir, what can you tell us?

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   Wendell TsosieI can only say that it involves Anna Faris, and that a show called Mom was involved. Keep your voice down.

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   Wendell TsosieI have Level Two clearance.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSir, the show is called Mom, and it ran for years. It's on the poster. Is there anything you know that isn't on the poster?

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   Wendell TsosieI'm holding the key document right now, a parking ticket, validated. That raises me to Level Four clearance.

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   Wendell TsosieChuck Lorre revealed things in his new book, and I'm not at liberty to say what.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe book is the thing everyone has heard about. Thirteen years after the show premiered, that's the whole story.

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   Wendell TsosieThen you already know more than I do. Which I deny.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou are anonymous, in a garage, with a ticket. Why hide?

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    Wendell TsosieThe attendant is watching me. Level Seven now. I can reveal that sobriety and marriage were both discussed, by her, in public.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGive me one fact that is not already printed.

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    Wendell TsosieThe exit is on level one. Take the ramp.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThat's the most useful thing anyone's said all day. Rex, you've got scores, and I have a ramp to find.