The weird genius of Neighbours made ordinary life seem precious

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe Telegraph says Neighbours made ordinary life seem precious. The show ran from nineteen eighty-five to twenty twenty-five, about nine thousand three hundred sixty-three episodes.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWith us is Winston Achterberg, inmate forty thousand six hundred seventeen at Danbury, who says he's an expert.

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   Winston AchterbergStrictly as a viewer, Hank, I watched every one of them. The prison library gets the channel on Sundays.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIs it ordinary life, though? In the eighties, Toadie drove himself and Dee into the sea on their honeymoon.

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   Winston AchterbergYes, ordinary. Drive into the sea, come back later. Neighbours call that a commute.

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   Winston AchterbergStrictly as a viewer, a return like that takes a lot of forms. I've filled out a few.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFilled out what?

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   Winston AchterbergHypothetical forms. Look, my favorite is the pub booking Powerfinger.

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   Winston AchterbergToadie thought it was Powderfinger, and the act was a guy with a keyboard. Strictly as a viewer, I've booked a keyboard guy for a wedding that wasn't one.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the wedding wasn't one, and you booked the entertainment.

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    Winston AchterbergI'm saying nothing. But Amazon didn't renew it, and RoseBerry Media is cutting it into vertical clips with Margot Robbie.

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    Winston AchterbergI'd be a great script editor. Please write that down.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI've read worse. Not today, but I have.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'll write viewer. The parole board can read the rest.