Mourinho Stunned by Bellingham's Ballon d'Or Finish

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Vera BullockReal Madrid boss Jose Mourinho says he is stunned that Jude Bellingham finished eleventh in the Ballon d'Or voting, and then he said, No further comments, according to Yahoo Sports.

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   Gloria VanceMy take: that sentence is the loudest thing Mourinho has ever said. He complained about a ranking and then ended his comments himself.

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   Gloria VanceA man like that doesn't walk out of a room unless he won the argument.

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   Vera BullockHOT. A very effective closing statement, delivered by leaving.

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   Chip DarnellFoot Africa says Bellingham got a hundred and seven points, and tenth place had two hundred and one.

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   Chip DarnellSo who is selling the points, and do they take cards?

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   Gloria VanceThe points are not for sale.

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   Chip DarnellThen my take is that England's own juror, Henry Winter, ranked him eighth, so the real problem is everyone who isn't Henry Winter.

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   Vera BullockHOT, mostly because he's right. Final take: Mourinho was never upset about eleventh.

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    Gloria VanceSomewhere there is a reporter still holding a question about Racing Santander.