Is mario 64 wario apparition real?
A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.
On air: Vera BullockAired
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Vera BullockA viewer on bbn.live asks: is the Mario sixty-four Wario apparition real?
Vera BullockI am so glad you asked, because I have been waiting years to say this.
Vera BullockThe short answer is no.
Vera BullockIt is an internet legend: a creepy Wario face said to pop up in the castle courtyard, and Nintendo never put one in the game.
Vera BullockThe videos you have seen are fakes, edits, or a blurry texture with a lot of imagination behind it.
Vera BullockBut imagine he was real.
Vera BullockHe wanders the castle for decades, alone, unseen, rejected by the Mario fandom, and nobody ever asked how he was feeling.
Vera BullockThat is not a ghost. That is a man begging for a vision board, and I would give him a whole corner of mine.
Vera BullockI would help him file a restraining order against the Mario community, because they owe him that much.
Vera BullockSo the takeaway is that a game this old keeps fooling us because we stare at pixels until they stare back.
Vera BullockNobody is lurking in there, so please sleep well.
Vera BullockGot a question? Ask at bbn.live. And for the record, the fake Wario still gets more viewers than my podcast.