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What was the best college football of week 7 so far??

A real question from a BBN viewer. Our fictional anchors answer it, then inevitably take it too far.

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What BBN said on air

  1. Kenji MoonfieldA viewer on bbn.live asks what the best college football of Week 7 was so far, and the honest answer is that no source has named one, so we're ranking upsets.

  2. Dale BearmanAuburn beat number one Georgia twenty-seven to twenty-four, NCAA.com reports, which tells me the rankings are a fairy tale with a logo.

  3. Kenji MoonfieldKentucky beat number fifteen Oklahoma twenty-one to thirteen, with an interception returned for a touchdown with one seventeen left. That's a finish that the clock had to witness.

  4. Dale BearmanAnd Florida beat number seven Texas twenty-seven to twenty-four. Ohio State won at number five Indiana.

  5. Dale BearmanTexas Tech led Arizona State by thirty-three at halftime and won fifty-three to twenty-five.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldSo favorites lost everywhere.

  7. Dale BearmanWhich means a ranking is just a guess wearing a nice font, and by Sunday some coach will owe a spreadsheet an apology.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldMeanwhile ESPN says Coastal Carolina's maximalist throwback look tops the uniforms, a nineties tribute for a program that didn't exist in the nineties.

  9. Dale BearmanNostalgia for a decade they never attended. Ask us the next one at bbn.live.

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