Vinicius Jr could miss El Clasico after hair-pulling red card. The whole segment, as it aired. One take. Is it hot, or is it just loud?
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Hank LedgerYahoo Sports says Real Madrid's Vinicius Jr could miss El Clasico against Barcelona after a straight red card for pulling Nathan Saliba's hair against Villarreal.
Hank LedgerKenji, take one.
Kenji MoonfieldHair is evidence. Referees should check it at the door, like umbrellas. Two minutes of sniffing and you know who pulled what.
Hank LedgerNOT. Nobody's sniffing hair.
Brock ThundersonHere's mine. Hair-pull fronts are the most dangerous system in football. Pressure drops, tempers rise, a low ponytail moves in from the west.
Hank LedgerA ponytail.
Brock ThundersonLow and heavy, Hank. Bring a hat.
Hank LedgerHOT, and I hate that.
Hank LedgerBrock gets a degree for it. My take: the hair-puller should be sent to the goat for his four a.m. review.
Kenji MoonfieldThe goat accepts. He chews hair.
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