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A red panda cub named after Dolly Parton? How you can help decide
USA Today says the public can weigh in on what to call a new red panda cub, with Dolly Parton as one idea; the panda abstained.
Watch it as it aired: Kenji Moonfield and Dr. Nina Byte on this story, from BBN Overnight at 1:52 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are USA Today's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by USA Today: “A red panda cub named after Dolly Parton? How you can help decide”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 1:52 AM ET on BBN Overnight, by Kenji Moonfield and Dr. Nina Byte; aired 4 times.
- Topics: Dolly Parton.
- BBN covered this story before: Melanie Walters out of Strictly, Welsh star of Gavin and Stacey (October 12).
The real story
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What BBN said about it

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentUSA Today says there's a red panda cub that could be named after Dolly Parton, and voters get to pick the name.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt is a naming poll for a cub. Nobody is being elected.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLook at this. It's file footage, not the actual cub, but the candidate is clearly in profile, mouth open, reaching for the leaves.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThat is a red panda eating. They do that a lot.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWatch the chewing here. Total focus, no comment on the vote, and the leaves keep coming.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentOkay, run it back.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI knew you cared. I'm giving it a Viral Score of seven, because the panda never once stopped for a campaign photo.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentI already voted, and I'm not telling you for what.
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The story so far
- Britney Visits Dolly's Park; Warren Role Still 'Weird' · Wide Open Country
- Dolly Parton Records Jolene in Welsh and English · BBC
- Dolly Musical Cast Recall Meeting Her; Jolene Out Today · Variety
- Dolly Parton's niece wants to learn Welsh after singing with Bronwen… · BBC
- Melanie Walters out of Strictly, Welsh star of Gavin and Stacey · BBC
- A red panda cub named after Dolly Parton? How you can help decide (this story)
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