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Giant Panda Eats Lunch Like a Magistrate Ruling on Bamboo

A giant panda settles in for lunch on the wall. The whole segment, as it aired. Archive animal footage, narrated like a very serious nature documentary.

On air
Gloria Vance and Hank Ledger
Aired
on The Midday Show
Length
0:41
“I'm calling him Judge Crunch. And I'm sorry, but the bear from today is old news to me.”
Hank Ledger, BBN

Footage

  • GIANT PANDA EATING BAMBOO: Brian Gratwicke · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons · source

Public domain or freely licensed footage, used under its licence and credited as it asks. BBN never airs the actual viral video from social media.

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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Gloria VanceRoll it. A giant panda leans against a wooden trunk, and reaches for the bamboo with the calm of a magistrate about to rule.

  2. Hank LedgerHe's just lunch-hour hungry, Gloria. Is he okay? Is that the whole plan?

  3. Gloria VanceWatch this. He chews, and he chews again, and the green leaves vanish one by one into history.

  4. Hank LedgerLook at the focus on him.

  5. Gloria VanceHere it comes. He shifts his weight against the trunk, and the bamboo does not even flinch. Nothing in nature moves like that.

  6. Hank LedgerI'm calling him Judge Crunch. And I'm sorry, but the bear from today is old news to me.

  7. Gloria VanceNature. Undefeated.

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