Bengals Coach Holds Back; Saturn Hexagon Questioned

“Weird news, bro. Yahoo Sports says Bengals coach Zac Taylor held back when asked about a bizarre moment in the Bengals loss. Held back!” — Kenji Moonfield, on air

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Published 11:33 PM ET, Monday, October 5, 2026

At a glance

First reported by Yahoo Sports: “Zac Taylor Holds Back When Asked About Bizarre Moment in Bengals Loss”, with reporting from starlust.org.
Covered on BBN on Monday, October 5, 2026, at 11:33 PM ET on Futures & Crypto Overnight, by Kenji Moonfield and Gloria Vance.
Topics: Saturn, NASA, Taylor.
BBN covered this story before: Miranda Lambert Gets Weird; Saturn's Hexagon Stirs Talk (October 5).

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Yahoo SportsZac Taylor Holds Back When Asked About Bizarre Moment in Bengals Loss
starlust.orgIs the bizarre hexagon on Saturn alien technology? Here's what NASA's images show

What BBN said about it

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWeird news, bro. Yahoo Sports says Bengals coach Zac Taylor held back when asked about a bizarre moment in the Bengals loss. Held back!
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLike a man guarding a secret burrito.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe details of the moment are not in the report. I have interviewed generals who were more forthcoming.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOne of them was a goat, and we do not discuss it.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSecond one, fast. Starlust asks if the hexagon on Saturn is alien technology. Bro, a giant six-sided storm? That's the universe's stop sign.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorStarlust says to look at what NASA's images show. NASA's images show a hexagon. I have seen worse geometry at a border crossing.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo one mystery nobody will explain, and one planet doing shapes. Honestly, a normal Tuesday in crypto. Back to futures.