Miranda Lambert Gets Weird; Saturn's Hexagon Stirs Talk

“Crisco. The album is named after shortening. I have three PhDs and I still cannot explain why a pantry item is now a record.” — Dr. Nina Byte, on air

On air: Gloria Vance and Dr. Nina Byte on Futures & Crypto Overnight
Published 11:01 PM ET, Monday, October 5, 2026

At a glance

First reported by Yahoo: “Miranda Lambert Says She ‘Always’ Gets ‘Weird’ When She Releases an Album. Why She Feels Differently About “Crisco””, with reporting from starlust.org.
Covered on BBN on Monday, October 5, 2026, at 11:01 PM ET on Futures & Crypto Overnight, by Gloria Vance and Dr. Nina Byte.
Topics: Saturn, NASA.
BBN covered this story before: Saturn's Hexagon and Vance's Bizarre PSAs (October 5).

The real story

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YahooMiranda Lambert Says She ‘Always’ Gets ‘Weird’ When She Releases an Album. Why She Feels Differently About “Crisco”
starlust.orgIs the bizarre hexagon on Saturn alien technology? Here's what NASA's images show

What BBN said about it

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorWeird News. Yahoo reports Miranda Lambert says she always gets weird when she releases an album, but feels differently about her new one, called Crisco.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentCrisco. The album is named after shortening. I have three PhDs and I still cannot explain why a pantry item is now a record.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have been asked to leave embassies for less. Second story.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorStarlust asks whether the hexagon on Saturn is alien technology, and points to NASA's images.
Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt is a jet stream pattern, Gloria. Not aliens. Though Brock will claim it is following him, and honestly I would not argue.
Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSo a singer greasing up an album and a planet with a six-sided hat. Truly, the universe is just showing off tonight.