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Diamonds are made of which element?

Per Wikipedia, diamond is a mineral form of carbon with its atoms arranged in a crystal structure called diamond cubic; the pencil graphite is the same element.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBeat the Anchor. Chip Darnell, a man with no known qualifications, has agreed to answer one science question.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorDiamonds are made of which element? A, silicon. B, carbon. C, quartz. D, glass.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOh, I know this one. It's glass. Shiny things are glass, everybody knows that!

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, you're the judge. Chip has ten seconds, go.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOkay, okay. I once dated someone who worked at a jewelry store, and they were always talking about carbon this, carbon that.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAnd that stand has a big sign that says Carbon Neutral Pretzels. Carbon, carbon. That's the sign!

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIf the pretzels are carbon, the diamonds next door are carbon. Final answer, B!

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe answer is B, carbon. Per Wikipedia, diamond is the same element as the graphite in your pencil, just arranged differently.

  9. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI got it! The pretzel stand got it!

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTwenty-eight years at this desk, and a pretzel sign just outscored me. It counts.

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