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Kp 1.67: Brock Braces For A Very Quiet Sky
NOAA's Space Weather Prediction Center puts the K index at no more than 1.67, so the northern lights stay near the Arctic Circle; the Moon is the brightest thing up.
Watch it as it aired: Brock Thunderson and Dr. Nina Byte on this story, from BBN Overnight at 12:51 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are ll.thespacedevs.com's, the jokes are ours.
At a glance
- First reported by ll.thespacedevs.com: “Up There Tonight, Wednesday, October 28: the northern lights”, with reporting from Wikipedia.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 28, 2026, at 12:51 AM ET on BBN Overnight, by Brock Thunderson and Dr. Nina Byte.
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What BBN said about it

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSky alert for Wednesday night. I'm tracking a planetary K index of one point six seven, and I want everyone indoors.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentPer NOAA, the scale runs zero to nine, and storm level starts at five Eastern. One point six seven is nowhere near it.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSo what does that mean for the northern lights over my house?

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentAt that level they'd show only near the Arctic Circle, if at all. The three-day forecast peaks at a four, still below a storm.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistA four. That's one whole number below a storm, Nina. I can feel it in my sinuses.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt's a number under five.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFine, but the Moon is a waning gibbous, ninety-six percent lit, per the Naval Observatory. That's a floodlight pointed at my garden.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentIt's why the Orionids will be hard to see. Under a perfectly dark sky it's about twenty meteors an hour, all Halley's Comet debris.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentSo go somewhere dark, give your eyes twenty minutes, and don't expect aurora.

Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentA Starlink launch with twenty-seven satellites is set for twelve-oh-two AM Eastern Friday.

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistDark, patient, and nothing to see. So I'm going outside to be ignored by the Moon.
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