Backyard Ultra Worlds: Belgian Duo Refuse to Beat Each Other

Transcript

What BBN said on air in this cut. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Kenji MoonfieldIvo Steyaert and Merijn Geerts each ran a hundred and twenty-four yards at the Backyard Ultra World Team Championships, then both elected not to start the next lap, and Canadian Running Magazine says neither was declared the winner.

2. 

   Vera BullockSo the format said 'last one standing' and they heard 'last two, if you ask nicely.'

3. 

   Kenji MoonfieldIt's their third world championship stopping together.

4. 

   Kenji MoonfieldThey did it at a hundred and one yards in twenty twenty-two, and a hundred and ten in twenty twenty-four.

5. 

   Vera BullockHabit, then.