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Police Blotter: Cows in the road, potential breaking and entering, weird raccoon

The Athens County Sheriff's Office runs a weekly blotter, and cows on the loose have featured in several past editions; the raccoon is new.

On air: Chip Darnell and Kenji Moonfield on BBN After Hours
Published 4:34 AM ET, Tuesday, October 27, 2026

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First reported by www.thepostathens.com: “Police Blotter: Cows in the road, potential breaking and entering, weird raccoon”, with reporting from The Post.
Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 27, 2026, at 4:34 AM ET on BBN After Hours, by Chip Darnell and Kenji Moonfield.

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www.thepostathens.comPolice Blotter: Cows in the road, potential breaking and entering, weird raccoon
The PostPolice Blotter: Cows on the loose, guns blazing, smoke detectors - The Post August 27, 2025 · facts used on air

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe Athens County Sheriff's Office put out its weekly police blotter, and this week it has cows in the road, a possible breaking and entering, and a weird raccoon.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's Athens County, Chip. The Post runs it as a weekly blotter.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorExactly, and that's my point. A weekly blotter, loose animals, one raccoon with a reputation. Spiritually Florida.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe cows have been in past editions too. Honestly, that's just a very consistent sheriff's office.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe cows keep coming back to the road. I assume their statement is, we were just passing through again.
Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentA raccoon described only as weird, in a police report. In Florida that's a Tuesday. In Athens County it's the lead.
Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOhio is only one beach away from Florida, and the cows are already on the road to it.