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Your Positive Weekly Horoscope: 'Free Will Astrology' by Rob Brezsny
The post credits Rob Brezsny's column as running in over a hundred publications, but the excerpt stops before a single sign gets a forecast.
Watch it as it aired: Kenji Moonfield and Vera Bullock on this story, from The Weekend Shift at 2:41 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Good News Network's, the jokes are ours.

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- First reported by Good News Network: “Your Positive Weekly Horoscope: ‘Free Will Astrology’ by Rob Brezsny”.
- Covered on BBN on Sunday, October 18, 2026, at 2:41 AM ET on The Weekend Shift, by Kenji Moonfield and Vera Bullock.
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- Good News NetworkYour Positive Weekly Horoscope: ‘Free Will Astrology’ by Rob Brezsny
What BBN said about it

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentGood News Network posted its weekly horoscope from Rob Brezsny, and the excerpt gives his latest book, Enlightenment for Rebels, and says his column runs in over a hundred publications.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOh, I love a positive horoscope. What does Gemini get?

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe excerpt doesn't say. It runs through his other book, Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia, and then it stops mid-sentence.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe stars aren't withholding anything. Your sign this week is Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia. Pronoia, and I'm told that's the good one.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIt's a résumé with a horoscope somewhere behind it. Every site does this now: you scroll past the whole bio before anything you came for.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPositive weekly wisdom, delivered as a to-be-continued.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBrock, the stars gave us nothing this week, so what have you got?
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