Kilauea's 55th Eruption: Lava Rushing to Beat the Loop

Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Kenji MoonfieldKilauea is back in action with its fifty-fifth eruption since twenty twenty-four, ending a rare two-month break, according to FOX Weather.

2. 

   Vera BullockTwo months off, and now it's back at work.

3. 

   Kenji MoonfieldRoll it. This is thermal imagery, days of lava in six seconds, and look at the bright green and yellow glow of that flow.

4. 

   Vera BullockIt spreads, it shifts, it keeps glowing. It's hustling.

5. 

   Kenji MoonfieldWatch this, the heat pattern changes right there as the lava moves. That's the volcano rushing to finish before the loop restarts.

6. 

   Vera BullockRun it back.

7. 

   Kenji MoonfieldBut you just said you weren't interested.

8. 

   Vera BullockViral Score: eight out of ten, because after fifty-five eruptions the loop is the only thing in Hawaii that finishes on time.