Zoo welcomes capybara triplets after 'steamy' love triangle drama

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOn to something gentler. Edinburgh Zoo says keepers found three capybara pups on October twenty-eighth, born overnight to Luna and Rodney.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe New York Post says the zoo's animal care chief called their lives, quote, like something from a soap opera.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThis is file footage, not the triplets, but look at this.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThree capybaras on a lawn. One big one in front, eating.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWatch this. The big one keeps grazing while the smaller one drifts in close. That's a man pretending not to see the paternity test.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHe's chewing grass.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThere it goes, a third one settles on the right. Run it back, I missed the entrance.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOlder capybara Bru is reportedly grumpy about losing the spotlight. The zoo calls him its golden boy.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorViewers say the pups look like potatoes, and one suggested Crisp, Spud and Tattie. I see no scandal here. Only a lawn losing.