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Fire Devastates Paris's Oldest Covered Food Market, Le Marché des…

The 408-year-old market, a popular destination for chefs and tourists buying fresh produce, was damaged in a fire this morning—four centuries of standing ended by consultants' billable hours.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA fire this morning has destroyed Le Marché des Enfants Rouges, the oldest covered food market in Paris, open since sixteen fifteen.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBarnaby Oyelowe-Smith advises on heritage and resilience. Barnaby, what do you see?

  3. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithHank, the data tells us the market has been damaged by fire, and that is a finding my team will bill you for.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou charge four thousand dollars an hour to say it burned.

  5. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithI charge four thousand an hour to say it burned with confidence.

  6. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithThe data tells us a market without a roof is, in a general sense, outdoors.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's been standing for four centuries. Cooks, chefs and tourists have all gone there.

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWhat do you say to the people of that neighborhood this morning?

  9. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithI say the data tells us they are sad. I have a laminated page for that, the Flame Matrix, four quadrants.

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFour quadrants.

  11. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithTop left, fire. Top right, also fire. Bottom left is loss, bottom right is a follow-up call with my firm.

  12. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo the matrix is a fire, a fire, a loss and your phone number.

  13. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithAnd the data tells us that is why clients come back. I started the clock when you said Paris, by the way.

  14. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBut you didn't answer my question. What should Paris do next? And have you ever worked there?

  15. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithThe data tells us they should rebuild, ideally with food. And no, my Paris research was a travel blog and one very good croissant.

  16. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne croissant. For four thousand dollars an hour, that's an expensive croissant.

  17. Barnaby Oyelowe-SmithHank, the data tells us you owe me eleven thousand dollars, and the invoice is already in your inbox.

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