Jollibee is getting saucy with two new menu items launching across…

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorJollibee is launching two new sauce menu items across Canada, and my guest tonight says this is the biggest comeback of the year.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCrisis publicist Torvald Achterberg is here tonight, and he's calling in from a yacht.

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   Torvald AchterbergHank, thank you. Everyone sees a sauce. I see a sauce that went through something and came out glossy.

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   Torvald AchterbergIt lost everything, and that's the arc.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLost what? The report says new items are coming to Canadian locations. Nobody says the sauce was missing.

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   Torvald AchterbergMissing in spirit. I have a laminated chart of every sauce stain on a white shirt this decade, and the pain is real.

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   Torvald AchterbergRock bottom, and that's the arc.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA laminated chart.

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   Torvald AchterbergColor coded. Now the sauce is healing, and I'd know, because I managed the fall. And that's the arc.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo I'll ask again. What did the sauce do wrong? Tree count, by the way: zero trees, one yacht.

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    Torvald AchterbergNothing, Hank. The sauce is spotless.

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    Torvald AchterbergThe scandal was my last client, a ketchup packet, and every restaurant in town dropped it. I'm hoping Canada is a fresh start.