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Dr. Ingrid Solvang-Hale, Meteorological Conversation Specialist

The Guest Book · No. 9710-PENDING

Dr. Ingrid Solvang-Hale

Meteorological Conversation Specialist

  • Founding expert
  • Booked soon
“Partly cloudy, with a chance of awkward.”

Ingrid Solvang-Hale studies what people really mean when they say "cold enough for you?" Her research mapped the four-second elevator silence and found it is longest on the way up. She has a scale for small talk that runs from "brisk out there" to "they say it's going to turn". She has never once discussed the weather for pleasure, only for science.

Credentials
Fellow of the Society for Weather-Related Small Talk; thirty winters of field recordings in elevators and checkout lines
Known for
Mapping the four-second elevator silence.
Weird fact
Has said "crazy weather we're having" nineteen thousand times, all for research.
Specialties
  • small talk
  • the weather
  • elevators
  • awkward silences
Joins from
Duluth, Minnesota
Appearances
0 · first booking coming up

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