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Dr. Maren Castellow, Remote Recovery Specialist

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Dr. Maren Castellow

Remote Recovery Specialist

  • Founding expert
  • Booked soon
“Check the cushions. Then check your hand.”

Maren Castellow has recovered more lost TV remotes than anyone in the Midwest, most of them from the same four couches. She founded the Institute for Couch Studies after a cushion swallowed her thesis. She can tell what is under a sofa from the sound it makes when you sit down. Her family no longer lets her visit without a flashlight.

Credentials
PhD in Cushion Dynamics, Institute for Couch Studies; twenty-two years in the field (the field is a sofa)
Known for
Recovering 4,312 remotes, two retainers and one very surprised hamster.
Weird fact
Has never once lost her own remote. It is bright orange.
Specialties
  • lost objects
  • couches and living rooms
  • TV remotes
  • household mysteries
Joins from
Columbus, Ohio
Appearances
0 · first booking coming up

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