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Precinct 99½

The Last Blink

Pickle Creek's only traffic light stopped blinking

Episode 3 · 76 seconds · The Counter Hits Double Digits / Earl's Pillow Has a Past

When the town's only blinking yellow light goes solid, the Chief holds a full lineup, the witness gushes about the 'stunning' suspect, and Bev reveals the witness fixed the blink right out of it.

From the script

  1. TannerChief. The yellow light quit blinking. It's just staring.

  2. Chief BixbyForty years it blinked. Section 8: round up suspects.

  3. TannerSolid yellow means no rules. Operation: Last Blink. I'm flooring it!

  4. Chief BixbyFloor it, son. She tops out at twenty-five.

Next time: the parking meter files a complaint

  • Tanner
  • Chief Bixby
  • Bev
  • Mrs. Holloway
  • Earl