Archaeologists unearth 2,000-year-old aqueduct near Jerusalem

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's eight-thirty Eastern, this is Coffee Talk, and I'm already on my second oat latte, so nobody judge. Archaeologists have unearthed a two-thousand-year-old aqueduct near Jerusalem.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd one outlet's headline asks, with Jesus in quotation marks, whether he drank water here. I have covered digs.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe pipe does not say who drank from it.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI'll be honest, I love any story about water getting where it's going. That's more than I can say for Sunday's forecast.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBut it's a lovely thought. Two thousand years later, we're all still just thirsty people near a pipe.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe editor's note says only that it's linked to a biblical story. Linked is carrying a great deal of that headline.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistLinked how?

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe story doesn't say. Which is why there's a question mark.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI'd click it. I clicked on a headline about a pigeon in a tuxedo this morning, and I'd do it again.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSo by that rule, the Brita filter on my counter has hosted royalty.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorPut quotation marks around the evidence and you can run it.