Atlético's fading defense offers Man United an opening

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorManchester United face Atlético Madrid in the Champions League, and Yahoo Sports says Atlético's famous defensive fortress is fading.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo is it fair to call a team a locked door once the lock stops working?

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI say no. A defense has feelings, and if you keep telling it that it's leaking, it will start leaking out of spite.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI once told my sink it was clogged and it never recovered.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistRubbish. A weak defense is a front moving in, Vera, and you can see it coming from the car park.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistI stood outside a pub in Leeds once and watched a whole back line collapse like wet cardboard.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA pub's back line.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistIt had a sticky floor and a lot of pressure.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFine, I'll switch sides, because Brock said pub and now I'm thinking about nachos. A fading fortress is a fortress that finally gets to rest.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA fortress doesn't rest. It either holds or it becomes a gift shop.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistGift shop. That's the forecast, then.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorChat, vote now: is Atlético a fortress or a gift shop? Hands up here, please.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTwo for gift shop, one for nachos. So Atlético's defensive walls are basically coming down faster than my will to watch defensive football.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistDoes it have a back door?