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Can Shohei Ohtani break his slump before it's too late?
The Dodgers are keeping the ailing slugger in the lineup as they hunt for his bat to wake up; the couch has opinions anyway.
Watch it as it aired: Chip Darnell, Dale Bearman and Vera Bullock on this story, from The Couch Panel at 3:25 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are ESPN's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by ESPN: “'In his words, he's ready to go ': Can Shohei Ohtani break his slump before it's too late?”
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 3:25 PM ET on The Couch Panel, by Chip Darnell, Dale Bearman and Vera Bullock.
- Topics: Shohei Ohtani.
- BBN covered this story before: Ohtani starts again, plus Kohli's LinkedIn debut and where to watch (October 14).
The real story
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What BBN said about it

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorESPN says an ailing Shohei Ohtani stays in the Dodgers' lineup even while slumping, and he says he's ready to go.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the question for the couch: should a hurt star play through it, yes or no?

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYes, and I'm sorry, but I once did a full pageant talent round with a sprained pinky.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI twirled a baton, I smiled, and I came in second.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSecond. Heroism, Vera, is clearly measured in runner-up sashes.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI'm with Vera. I once finished a corn dog eating contest with a fever of a hundred and one, and I would do it again.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDid you win?

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI finished. Nobody asked about winning, and I was brave about it.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHere's my problem. In two thousand nine I played through a cold, and it became pneumonia, and the pneumonia became my personality.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorRest him, I say. A slump is just the body filing a complaint.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorUgh, fine, I switch sides. Dale agreeing with himself is the only thing worse than being wrong.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorVera changed sides just to disagree with Dale. That's the most professional thing I've seen all day.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorVerdict, then. Hands up if he plays.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOne for, one against, and I abstain because I can't pick between you two. Chat, vote below.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThe couch has settled absolutely nothing, and the Dodgers still need a hit.
More Shorts
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- Ohtani's NLCS Game 3 status hinges on his health · ESPN
- Omar home search, price promises, Dodgers' Ohtani decision · Axios
- Dodgers stick with Ohtani; Dream's Gray has surgery before Finals · CBS Sports
- Ohtani stays in Dodgers lineup for NLCS Game 3 · Yahoo Sports
- Ohtani in Dodgers' Game 3 NLCS lineup, Roberts says · ESPN
- Ohtani starts again, plus Kohli's LinkedIn debut and where to watch · Yahoo Sports
- Can Shohei Ohtani break his slump before it's too late? (this story)
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