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Diet soda versus water: a two-year weight-loss study
The two-year Liverpool trial of 493 adults was funded by the American Beverage Association, and only 220 completed the assessment; the rest quietly left the table.
Watch it as it aired: Dale Bearman and Hank Ledger on this story, from BBN Tonight at 6:03 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are New York Post's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by New York Post: “Unexpected truth about diet soda vs. water revealed in new study”.
- Covered on BBN on Monday, October 19, 2026, at 6:03 PM ET on BBN Tonight, by Dale Bearman and Hank Ledger.
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA two-year trial from the University of Liverpool found overweight adults on diet drinks lost about as much weight as those drinking water, the New York Post reports.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt followed four hundred and ninety-three people, and only two hundred and twenty made it to the end.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI'd call that a poor review for the water.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'll give the study a six. Clean opening, a flat middle, and the aftertaste is that the American Beverage Association paid for it.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA four. Notes of stale lemon, a damp cardboard finish, and a quiet sense that the second year was unassisted for a reason.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA four?

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt compared diet drinks with water, not with sugary ones. That's like judging a pastry against a glass of tap and calling it dessert.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFair. Though a dietitian, Alix Turoff, said it doesn't show the diet drinks caused the weight loss. I'm bumping you to a five.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFor lunch I had a cold crumpet standing over the sink. I ate it while reading the forecast for two thousand nine, in my head.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorCrackers from the glovebox. Chat, what's the saddest thing you've eaten for lunch this year? Dale, you can't win this one.
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