Khloe Kardashian's Halloween Party Gets the Full Spooky Treatment

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKhloe Kardashian threw a family Halloween party at her Los Angeles home, with a backyard bat balloon arch and skeletons riding in pool floaties, E! News reports.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSkeletons in pool floaties. Somebody had to inflate those, and I'd like to meet the lungs.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKourtney posted a Jack Skellington decoration captioned Halloween at Auntie KoKo's House, and Kylie, Kris and Rob were reportedly there too.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorRight. It's a party. People came. I'm not seeing a story.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou've read the whole article twice, Dale.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThree times. Because the table had candy and cookies, and then a fruit buffet with toy spiders on it.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWho puts spiders on the fruit? That's the one thing they were trying to eat.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA fruit buffet next to candy and cookies, dressed up so nobody touches it. It's the only guest with a plan.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo what's the number?

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe Drama Index rates this party a six out of ten. Everyone behaved, nothing happened, and the spiders are still on the fruit.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSix is generous. I counted the spiders and nobody was upset by any of them.