NBA general managers pick Spurs for title, Wemby as MVP

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorYahoo Sports reports that NBA general managers picked Victor Wembanyama and the Spurs to win the twenty twenty-seven title, with Wemby as MVP.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSo, panel, is it ever okay to hand a trophy to a team in October?

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistAbsolutely. I predicted rain on my cousin's wedding in March and we all felt very prepared.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPrediction is how every empire ends, Brock.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe managers could not vote for their own teams, so this is basically a jury that hates everyone equally.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThat rule is the only sensible thing in the document.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have watched men vote for themselves in four countries, and none of those elections ended well.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFour countries. You are my favorite.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI am no one's favorite, Dale. I am an observer.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistHere's my problem. Forty-eight questions. I can't get through a pizza order without changing my mind twice, and these people answered forty-eight.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd then one of them wrote Spurs and went home to a cold dinner, knowing exactly who he could not pick.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorShow of hands. Is it okay to crown a champion this early? I say yes, as long as nobody votes for himself.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistYes from me, and Dale says no, then yes the moment Gloria agrees. Chat, vote yes or no.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorTwo yeses and a doom. It's the only election where nobody can vote for themselves, and that is my kind of democracy.