Sharp retires; Notre Dame eyes BYU; Australia leads

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBilly Sharp has retired. Forty years old, twenty-two years in football, and a Sheffield United legend.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorTwenty-two years. My knees quit after one pub quiz.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI'm calling his career the Sharp Signature Edition. Heated seats, standing ovation.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI won't price it.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNotre Dame has beaten seventeen straight opponents. Seventeen!

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSeventeen. And now BYU, at BYU. That's how streaks end, Vera. In somebody else's living room.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOr it's a growth opportunity with a very nice trophy.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorYou're unbearable before eight a.m.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAustralia has South Africa at one hundred fifteen for four at lunch on day three. They trail by two hundred seventy-five.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorTwo hundred seventy-five.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorCummins and Lyon bowled well. I'm calling it the Durban Touring Package.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFine. The South Africa storm package comes standard.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSee? You named a trim level.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI named my doom.