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Juventus Pays €12M for a Guy They Already Had

How much it will cost Juventus to re-sign Adzic. The whole segment, as it aired. One take. Is it hot, or is it just loud?

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Chip Darnell, Kenji Moonfield and Dr. Nina Byte
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on Best of BBN
Length
0:41
“Twelve million for a guy they already had? That's paying full price for a used car you lent to your cousin.”
Kenji Moonfield, BBN

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Chip DarnellYahoo Sports reports Juventus can keep Vasilije Adzic from Sassuolo for twelve million euros when this season ends. He's there on loan. Kenji, your take.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldTwelve million for a guy they already had? That's paying full price for a used car you lent to your cousin.

  3. Chip DarnellThermometer says... HOT. Cousins are expensive.

  4. Dr. Nina ByteMy take: a loan is a controlled experiment, and twelve million euros is the peer review. Nobody watches the data.

  5. Chip DarnellHmm. Peer review.

  6. Chip DarnellThat's a NOT. Too clever, no heat.

  7. Dr. Nina ByteAdd it to the list.

  8. Chip DarnellFinal take. Juventus should just keep him and skip the whole loan. Hottest take in Italy. I never return anything either.

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