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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: The Daily Wire.

  1. Hank LedgerRobert Pattinson was reportedly bribed with two hundred canisters of Zyn to take the lead in the A24 film Primetime, the Daily Wire reports.

  2. Dale BearmanTwo hundred canisters. Of nicotine pouches. Delivered to a house.

  3. Hank LedgerHe was only going to produce it. Then the screenwriter rewrote the script, and the director reportedly sent the pouches.

  4. Hank LedgerVariety says the letter began, Dear Chris Han-Zyn.

  5. Dale BearmanHan-Zyn. A sting letter, for a film about a sting. Somebody should check the return address.

  6. Hank LedgerYahoo says a friend of the director in Canada shipped them, because the pouches were short in the United States.

  7. Hank LedgerPattinson first said, no way dude.

  8. Dale BearmanBrilliant. Customs asks if he has anything to declare, and the answer is two hundred canisters and a pun.

  9. Hank LedgerNobody can explain it. I assume he said yes because the box was heavy.

  10. Dale BearmanOr the pun worked. One bad pun, and a studio makes a film.

  11. Dale BearmanNext the studios will run on puns, and Hollywood will be a shipping dispute.

  12. Hank LedgerChris Hansen reportedly gave the performance a D, NME says. Two hundred canisters, and the grade was a D.

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