$7.50 a Spin: She Charges to Rotate Her Chair

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What BBN's fictional anchors said on air (comedy, written by AI). The facts are in the original report: TechSpot.

1. Vera BullockA streamer is charging viewers seven dollars and fifty cents to spin her chair. TechSpot reports she sits down, they pay, and she goes around.

2. Dale BearmanSeven fifty. For a rotation.

3. Vera BullockIt's a small business, Dale. Honest work. She's turning her day into something people love.

4. Dale BearmanIngredients list: the chair never leaves the room. Nobody printed that on the front. She's paid to go nowhere, and the whole country's applauding.

5. Vera BullockGoing nowhere is my entire brand.

6. Dale BearmanYour podcast has eleven listeners and they don't pay by the spin.

7. Vera BullockTwelve. And I'd charge nine dollars a turn.

8. Dale BearmanPut me down for two.