Actor Was a Rye Sandwich in 1 Cereal Ad, Never Forgave Mustard

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Forbes.

1. Vera BullockHere's the story. Forbes reports that Elon Musk and Sam Altman have both weighed in on how the movies portray them.

2. Juniper SkaggsBrave of them to watch. In the method, I would have watched it in a car, alone, with the sound off.

3. Vera BullockOff?

4. Juniper SkaggsYou learn more from the eyebrows. Forbes says they have opinions. I have opinions about their opinions.

5. Vera BullockTell us about your film. You play a founder who builds something enormous. What is it called?

6. Juniper SkaggsGigabyte of Tears. I play a man named Todd. In the method, I stopped answering to anything else.

7. Vera BullockTodd.

8. Juniper SkaggsFor six weeks. My mother called and I said, Todd is busy. She cried. I respect that she cried.

9. Vera BullockSo here's the hard one. When a real person watches an actor play them, who owns that performance?

10. Juniper SkaggsGreat question. Can I tell you about my call sheet? It's laminated. In the method, laminate everything.

11. Vera BullockBut who owns it?

12. Juniper SkaggsWhoever has the best lighting, Vera. I need a moment. This call sheet is very emotional.

13. Vera BullockTake your time. Something you want to confess?

14. Juniper SkaggsBefore Todd, I was a sandwich. A talking one. In a cereal ad. Eleven seconds. I was a very honest sandwich.

15. Vera BullockA sandwich.

16. Juniper SkaggsRye. In the method, I never forgave the mustard. Thank you for letting me say it.

17. Vera BullockLightning round. Favorite billionaire hobby to play on screen.

18. Juniper SkaggsStaring out a window at nothing. I'm world class.

19. Vera BullockBest prop?

20. Juniper SkaggsThe call sheet. Laminated. Did I say laminated? Gigabyte of Tears is in theaters soon. Tell your friends, Vera.

21. Vera BullockIf either of them reviews your film, what do you want the poster to say?

22. Juniper SkaggsSandwich.