BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: UPI.

  1. Hank LedgerThe Texas highway clip is still making the rounds tonight, with two loose horses and a donkey wrangled at the roadside after wandering near traffic.

  2. Dale BearmanAnd I stand by what we said at lunchtime: the horses were the decoy. The donkey stood back and let them take the cameras.

  3. Hank LedgerIt's a donkey, Dale. It was standing next to a road.

  4. Dale BearmanThat is exactly what a getaway looks like. Calm, quiet, and nobody ever looks at the donkey.

  5. Hank LedgerWrangled.

  6. Dale BearmanCaught, Hank, only once. I'd like to know how many other highways this donkey has been seen near.

  7. Hank LedgerThe donkey has declined to comment, which makes it the most disciplined guest we've had today.

  8. Dale BearmanLater this half hour, Apple has a big bet on the smart home, and I have a feeling we've seen this one before.

  9. Hank LedgerDr. Byte, tell us whether a gadget has ever planned an escape.

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