Whalefall Movie: Getting Swallowed by a Whale Is a Timeshare
From the BBN segment “‘Whalefall’ is a bizarre survival thriller, and a 2026 standout”, cut down to under a minute.
The full story and the real reporting behind it (Tom's Guide) →
From the BBN segment “‘Whalefall’ is a bizarre survival thriller, and a 2026 standout”, cut down to under a minute.
The full story and the real reporting behind it (Tom's Guide) →
What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Tom's Guide.
Chip DarnellTom's Guide hailed Whalefall as a bizarre survival thriller and named it one of the best movies of twenty twenty-six.
Chip DarnellAnd I say it's spiritually Florida, because a whale swallowing a man is basically a Miami boat tour that went wrong.
Kenji MoonfieldThe whale is not from Florida. It's a movie.
Chip DarnellWarm water, a long stay, no way out. That's a timeshare.
Kenji MoonfieldA timeshare.
Chip DarnellThe whale is the HOA, Kenji, and the man inside never stood a chance against the rules.
Kenji MoonfieldFine, I'll give it four alligators, mostly because the whale never once asked for a tip.