Man United implode at Chelsea, and, make no mistake, they are in a Premier League relegation battle

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorManchester United lost two-nil at Chelsea, and Lisandro Martinez was booked in the 59th minute and sent off in the 63rd.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTwo fouls in one minute and twenty-three seconds. That's a short clip, and I'd watch it.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorLook, it's their fourth loss in five games and nine without a win in all competitions. I'm telling you, this is a family in crisis.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNine games. So the fouls were the only fast thing they did.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAmad Diallo had three clear chances in the first half and took none of them, ESPN says.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThree chances, zero shots. That's a man who saved them all for later.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorSeven points from nine league games. Martinez misses Aston Villa on November eighth, and the manager didn't even look at him walking off.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNot even a glance? That's seen, no reply.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorElsewhere, Missouri leads Arkansas twenty-seven to ten with eleven-thirty left in the fourth, and Utah beat Cincinnati forty-nine to twenty-five.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentEighty-three seconds, two fouls, one red card. Best retention they've had all season.